Alphabet by Me

This one is mostly a humor post, just in case it is not obvious.

A response to Anarchy Chess Humour

B is for we do not talk about b

C is for CC as well as C++

D is for how did you typed reversed 'b' 'd'

E is for we do not talk about 'b'

F for a fagot, it is a musical instrument also known as bassoon

G is for g-string that every woman should wear

H is for horny, that is how sexy g-string looks on women

I is for intelligence, you need it to play chess or date me

J is for a Donald J Trump, anarchy chess genius

K is for we do not talk about 'b'

L is for Lelouch vi Britannia, one of the best chess players and undisputed ruler of the world.

M is of for porn, porn with tied up masochistic women

N is for Napoleon

O is for Story of O, an awesome movie about how to treat a woman

P is for en passant, that would be too predictable if I just wrote 'porn' instead

Q is for quest, 'every tavern full of crew who wants to go on quest'

R is for Richelieu, he was probably good at anarchy chess

S is for cute slave maid girls

T is for Targovishte, from where Vlad the Impaler played 3 dimensional geopolitical chess with Ottomans, Hungary and Pope

U is for 'no u'

V for Vendetta

W is for Elementary, Watson

X is what a girl will be if she fails to lose to me in anything, winning is for me, not her

Y is for why boomers fail to die out

Z is for Za Warudo

0 is for binary numeric system

1 is for 'tell me you love me; say I am the only one'

10 is as you might have guessed also for binary numeric system

3.14 is for Pi

4 is for Space Pirate Captain Herlock

5 is for Mach 5

6 is for the sechs

7 is for luck in dice

8 is asshole above pussy when girl bends over

9 is for pain that I like to inflict on female asses and other parts of their bodies

A if for hexadecimal numeric system

B has to be as something has to represent 11 in hexadecimal numeric system

C is for CC and ++C+C++ which is a valid statement in this programming language

D is unlucky number in hexadecimal numeric system

E is date of birth of Dwight D Eisenhower

F is the final digit of hexadecimal numeric system, and I am out of ideas on how to extend the list.